Sex And Internet Marketing: What An Overpriced Call Girl Can Teach You About Search Engine Optimization

Writing by Nick Stamoulis on Friday, 14 of March , 2008 at 12:56 pm

Well, we all know there’s a woman behind every successful man. But even more importantly, there’s a woman behind, in front of, in the mind of, or somewhere around a fallen man. Just talk to Elliot Spitzer. He’ll tell you.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre may have charged too much for assisting a man to lose his prominent position, but look at the bright side - Monica didn’t charge a dime and all she got was some stinky cigar. Poor Willy.

But say what you will about the shenanigans of America’s politicians. It’s the ladies of the evening who have a leg up. And they have something to teach us all about search engine optimization. Just follow these tips brought to you courtesy of Spitzer’s main fox, or is that Fox’s main spitter? Uhm, nevermind.

These Search Engine Optimization tips are worth a fortune (or maybe just $5,000 a night):

1. Anonymous links are bound to be exposed for the fakes that they really are
2. Don’t bare all your assets to the powerful and well connected
3. Whoring yourself out might be the best way to the career of your dreams
4. Why pay for action when you can get it for free (or be paid for it)?
5. Even average-looking websites can earn top dollar
6. The age factor isn’t always your best advantage
7. MySpace isn’t just for teenagers
8. Paying too much for a good position isn’t what we mean by “quality content”
9. Sometimes, free advertising comes at the expense of OPR (Other People’s Reputations)
10. Why go to college when you can gamble your life, your body, your dignity, and your soul for a one-in-a-million chance at fame and fortune?

Well, it’s not all about Search Engine Optimization, but then, it wasn’t all about sex either, was it? Or was it?

Category: SEO Myths

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